Ok, I eventually need to make this a little more readable and add links out for reader convenience. But essentially here's the bits worth knowing about:
Note that any uniquely-identifying information is held by Adobe and Google, not me - I see aggregate information only from website tracking.
Any personal information sent through the contact me page, or to the email address listed there, will of course be seen and stored by me. It is stored in a Google Apps mail account, on Google servers, and I will only use it for the purpose of replying to you. I won't send it to anyone else without your consent first, I won't start an email newsletter list with it, I definitely won't send it to Nigerian princes looking to move large sums of money.
If you have not clicked "accept" on the banner at the foot of this website's pages, then the cookies and analytics will not run, according to Adobe - but that is out of my control and may change (if I find out it has, I'll update this).
If you have any questions about what data I hold and use, use the contact page to get in touch. Noting what I just said above about then holding information about you - but I still can't help you find a Nigerian prince with lots of money.